Scooter riding Retriever catches some eyes

May 22, 2017 9:25 pm Last Updated: May 22, 2017 9:25 pm

This is what we refer to as a pooch-scootin’ boogie rider. It’s a Golden Retriever who’s got some very schnazzy wheels and seems to be enjoying the excursion immensely! There are really only three possible reasons for doing this.

Here are my three, and if you have one or more to add just leave it in your comments.

 

Attention Seeking

  • You put a pooch on a scooter and ride through the city and it’s like riding through the city on a scooter completely naked. Everyone is going to notice but for obviously different reasons.

Medical Emergency

  • There is a medical emergency and your wife took the car, leaving you with only one transportation option. The dog is there for emotional support (and is a better driver in traffic).

Designated Driver

  • Even though it appears to be early in the day, you celebrated your friend’s birthday party at a hosted Barbecue Birthday Party. You weren’t sober enough to drive so you (wisely?) had his dog drive you home. Although I don’t think they can legally ticket a canine. We’ll have to check the statutes on that.

 

So…. why do YOU think this pooch is in the driver’s seat?! Be creative now, let’s see what you come up with!

 

Credit: Caters News Agency