Film Review

‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You': Single Motherhood Is No Joke

Single motherhood was never intended to constitute a noble undertaking but to facilitate the destruction of humanity by setting the sexes against each other.
‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You': Single Motherhood Is No Joke
Single mom Linda (Rose Byrne) about to enjoy some pilfered wine, in "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You." A24
Mark Jackson
Mark Jackson
Film Critic
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R | 1h 53m | Mystery, Thriller, Comedy, Drama | 2025

The war of the sexes is ramping up dramatically, and it’s no joke. Bars are emptying out, men have discovered the tranquil peace and money-saving satisfaction of remaining single, strippers are going broke, and well over half the American male population subscribes to pornography sites. In the case of one of the most popular sites, married men make up 90 percent of the fan-base. What a mess.

Mark Jackson
Mark Jackson
Film Critic
Mark Jackson is the senior film critic for The Epoch Times and a Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic. Mark earned a bachelor's degree in philosophy from Williams College, followed by classical theater conservatory training, and has 20 years' experience as a New York professional actor. He narrated The Epoch Times audiobook "How the Specter of Communism Is Ruling Our World," available on iTunes, Audible, and YouTube. Mark is featured in the book "How to Be a Film Critic in Five Easy Lessons" by Christopher K. Brooks. In addition to films, he enjoys Harley-Davidsons, rock-climbing, qigong, martial arts, and human rights activism.
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