We former “little rascals” recall covering our tracks by refilling the vodka bottle with water—a white lie to stay out of trouble. Places worldwide commit similar acts of deceit, ironically called “adulterating” alcohol, watering down bottles at bars or even filling empty pricey bottles with a lesser product.
A sleuth-like imbiber may taste or smell the difference, but most victims in these scenarios are none the wiser. They either don’t get the buzz they were after or experience worse-than-expected hangovers. This crime—it’s in fact criminal—doesn’t carry a weighty health risk for the victim, but other alcohol tampering tactics do.
Consumers worldwide need to understand the damage “fake alcohol” is doing. The implications go beyond economic; innocent people are dying by the dozens, being poisoned by the thousands.
What is Fake Alcohol?
To those unfamiliar with the topic, “counterfeit alcohol” might suggest moonshine, as it’s high-proof and often unlicensed and unregulated. Instances of adulterating alcohol do occur in the United States, but the occurrence of lead in moonshine poses the only substantial stateside risk—and it’s a small one, as these moonshines are produced and consumed on an individual level. I’ve had plenty of quality moonshines, from distillers who take great pride in their product—ethanol art.The Motive
Counterfeit alcohol is the game, and winners pocket serious cash. People love a deal. The counterfeiters approach stores, restaurants, bars, or even folks on the street and offer what they claim is the “real thing” at a much lower price.Warning Signs
In metropolitan areas, particularly those with a spring break or party vibe, getting to the hospital is a “better safe than sorry” matter of epic proportions. Hospitals in places like Greece, Israel, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Mexico are sadly familiar with fake alcohol poisoning. No matter where you are, if you feel a level of clumsiness, shakiness, or drunkenness that doesn’t feel right, get to the hospital right away.When out shopping for alcohol, always check that caps are fully intact and don’t easily rotate or leak, and that labels are affixed symmetrically and show no signs of creasing.
In liquors, always check for sediment. Turn the bottle upside down and then back up, checking for falling particles. Sediment indicates poor hygiene in the bottling environment, and even the cheapest of ethanol liquors are produced in sanitary conditions.
Good to Know
According to a June 2018 report from the International Alliance for Responsible Drinking, illicit alcohol activity in the category of “counterfeit” is also a significant documented problem in the following countries:Western Hemisphere: Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Ecuador, Colombia, Peru, Brazil
Eastern Hemisphere: Ireland, Czech Republic, Russia, Kenya, Uganda, South Africa, India, Vietnam