Con Chapman

Of making many resolutions, there is no end.

The father of the groom is a doubly subordinated character in the drama; not just a bit player, but a walk-on.

With Thanksgiving approaching, it’s a good time to recall the nation’s first wall, built by the Pilgrims.

Poodie was installed on the rear window deck of our Oldsmobile, from which he could see the USA as it receded from view.

I’ll admit it—I snore. How do I know, you ask?

There have been, in my life, several women who thought I was the funniest thing they’d ever heard.

Checking your cell phone in the company of others is considered a terrible thing to do—unless you’re the one doing it.

Would I be handsomest? Fat chance. Best-dressed? Are you kidding? Coolest? I don’t think so.

There is Superman, Spider-Man, and Everyman. I have a humbler title: I am the cheap man.

Of making many resolutions, there is no end.

The father of the groom is a doubly subordinated character in the drama; not just a bit player, but a walk-on.

With Thanksgiving approaching, it’s a good time to recall the nation’s first wall, built by the Pilgrims.

Poodie was installed on the rear window deck of our Oldsmobile, from which he could see the USA as it receded from view.

I’ll admit it—I snore. How do I know, you ask?

There have been, in my life, several women who thought I was the funniest thing they’d ever heard.

Checking your cell phone in the company of others is considered a terrible thing to do—unless you’re the one doing it.

Would I be handsomest? Fat chance. Best-dressed? Are you kidding? Coolest? I don’t think so.

There is Superman, Spider-Man, and Everyman. I have a humbler title: I am the cheap man.