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How to Snore in French

I’ll admit it—I snore. How do I know, you ask?
How to Snore in French
Our respective positions on the question of snoring are, as they say about the War on Terror—asymmetric. Jenny Storm/Shutterstock
Con Chapman
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I’ll admit it—I snore. How do I know, you ask?
When I take a nap on weekends and don’t wear the irritating anti-snoring mouth guard that my wife insists I wear, I snore loudly enough to wake myself up. That loud. So I’m not just relying on the biased testimony of others.
Con Chapman
Con Chapman
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Con Chapman is a Boston writer whose work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor, and The Boston Globe, among other publications. His biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington’s alto saxophonist, is forthcoming from Oxford University Press.
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