Me and My Stupid Original Ideas

Would I be handsomest? Fat chance. Best-dressed? Are you kidding? Coolest? I don’t think so.
Me and My Stupid Original Ideas
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Con Chapman
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It was a rite of spring and not the Igor Stravinsky kind.
At my high school, seniors were given free rein to extol the virtues of their opposite-sex classmates in special end-of-the-year issues: the boys would select the prettiest, cutest (there was some overlap in categories), smartest, etc., girls, and the girls would pick the most athletic, coolest, funniest, etc. boys. The respective choices would be broadcast to the rest of the school, and enduring fame would be yours.
Con Chapman
Con Chapman
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Con Chapman is a Boston writer whose work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor, and The Boston Globe, among other publications. His biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington’s alto saxophonist, is forthcoming from Oxford University Press.
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