Literal-Minded Women, and the Men Who Love Them

There have been, in my life, several women who thought I was the funniest thing they’d ever heard.
Literal-Minded Women, and the Men Who Love Them
The woman I am married to, a no-nonsense type without peer, takes me literally when I’m speaking figuratively, and seriously when I’m trying to be funny. Iakov Filimonov/Shutterstock
Con Chapman
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There have been, in my life, several women who thought I was the funniest thing they’d ever heard.
Above all the others, there was Nora. We worked together for four years and, because of our shared history of kidding around, I could make her break up across a crowded conference room just by lifting an eyebrow at the right moment in a boring business meeting. I saw her the other day on a train platform two tracks away from mine and—unless it was my outfit—I did it again. Like riding a bicycle, once you know where someone’s funny bone is, you never forget it.
Con Chapman
Con Chapman
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Con Chapman is a Boston writer whose work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor, and The Boston Globe, among other publications. His biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington’s alto saxophonist, is forthcoming from Oxford University Press.
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