How Would Being a Fish Improve Your Life?

Ever considered life as a fish? Here are some musings on how your life would be better under the sea.
How Would Being a Fish Improve Your Life?
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Tara MacIsaac
11/18/2013
Updated:
7/18/2015

Here is a compilation of some of the most humorous musings of Quora.com users in response to the question “How would being a fish improve your life?”

1. You'd have a memory span of 3 seconds, you would never get cynical or jaded and life would be full of surprises.

-Saniya Bhutta

 

2. No school. Oh, wait…

-Eeshan Malhotra


School of fish image via Shutterstock

 

3. There would really be ‘plenty of fish in the sea’

-Vivek Nagarajan

 

4. … Your life would not be improved by being a fish; you'd be a fish.

-Zachariah Lehrer

 
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5. I would have a porpoise!  

-Tim Johnson

 

6. No more worries about flooding if the oceans rise from global warming.

-Miguel Paraz

 

7. I would approach business with a sink or swim attitude; my customers would buy my sales pitches hook, line, and sinker! I'd reel them in [and] advertise on the inter-net.

-Peter Giroux


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8. No [, being a fish would not improve my life]. I wouldn’t be able to play with my cat then.

-Anonymous


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*School of fish image via Shutterstock

Tara MacIsaac is a senior reporter with the Canadian edition of The Epoch Times.
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