Here is a compilation of some of the most humorous musings of Quora.com users in response to the question “How would being a fish improve your life?”
1. You’d have a memory span of 3 seconds, you would never get cynical or jaded and life would be full of surprises.
2. No school. Oh, wait…
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3. There would really be ‘plenty of fish in the sea’
4. … Your life would not be improved by being a fish; you’d be a fish.
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5. I would have a porpoise!
6. No more worries about flooding if the oceans rise from global warming.
7. I would approach business with a sink or swim attitude; my customers would buy my sales pitches hook, line, and sinker! I’d reel them in [and] advertise on the inter-net.
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8. No [, being a fish would not improve my life]. I wouldn’t be able to play with my cat then.
-Anonymous
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