Euphemisms in Wine

Euphemisms in Wine
Dan Berger talks about his pet peeves with some of the descriptive terms that sell wines. ALPA PROD/Shutterstock
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Most people buy wine randomly. That appears to be the case from what I’ve observed in supermarkets. I heard one woman say she liked a particular chardonnay because it had a blue label. Another shopper said he wanted to try a dark red wine, like Chianti.

I need not say that the color of the label has nothing to do with the quality of the wine or that Chianti rarely is a dark red wine. But wine knowledge isn’t mandatory for most wine buyers.

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