Ask any winemaker or tasting room pourer: “Does your chardonnay have sugar in it?” Most will say “no” so fast you think you’re talking to a politician.
The rules about what's dry and what's not can be daunting, mainly because many wineries do not want to tell consumers what's in their wine. Maksim Safaniuk/Shutterstock
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