Top 9 Things Not to Do During a Snowstorm

January 26, 2015 Updated: July 18, 2015

Here are some things to keep in mind when surviving Winter Storm Juno.

  1. Getting a boyfriend/girlfriend just so you can have someone to snuggle with during the storm.
  2. Breaking up with that new boyfriend/girlfriend you did get during the snowstorm except he/she is trapped in your apartment. 
  3. Only cleaning the driver’s side of the windshield before you drive.
  4. Driving. 
  5. Freaking out about a potential water shortage and filling all the containers, bowls, pots, and pans in your apartment with water.
  6. Just kidding #4 might actually be a smart idea. 
  7. Driving to a ski resort without calling ahead to see if it’s open.
  8. Skiing in Prospect Park, or any park, anywhere, if you’ve never skied before. 
  9. Binge watching Orange is the New Black when you could be learning how to code.