Medieval Times Tables

The concept of a royal feast with knights competing on horseback is just as compelling now as it was a millennium ago.
Medieval Times Tables
A knight poises for battle in 'Medieval Times.' Medieval Times
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A knight poises for battle in 'Medieval Times.' (Medieval Times)

Sparks flew from tangled swords, synthesized trumpets blared, artificial smoke clung to the ground, strobe lights flashed, and the PA system magnified everything to the nth: Clearly this was Medieval Spain.

Even the mediocre food couldn’t dull my enthusiasm. I sat in the blue section, cheering for the blue Knight. “Chop off his ear” I cried out when our blue hero fought the yellow knight. He didn’t hear me. I was modelling appropriate behavior for the crowd of 10-year olds at a birthday party.

Disappointingly little blood was spilled, but our Roman coliseum instincts where roused. That is what makes Medieval Times good theatre that runs seven nights a week in some of the nine North American “castles.” It haliberds the guts out of television.

Last Saturday was my second visit to Medieval Times in Toronto. During my first, a number of quite passable actors filled the main speaking roles, which made the experience even more enjoyable. It was easier to suspend disbelief and give in.

The concept of a royal feast with knights competing on horseback is just as compelling now as it was a millennium ago. The games are real and challenging. The fight sequences and events that seem staged are a relief. I’d hate to see someone lose a digit or be gored with a lance while I’m eating. I’m not squeamish, I just had a really good seat.