Grumpy Unhappy Cheapskates

When you are giving, saving, and doing all you can to live an abundant life, you won’t be grumpy.

Some people hoard their money but never spend or share it, while others live frugally but give generously. Ground Picture/Shutterstock

Dear Cheapskate: I have cheapskates in my life. My father is one. My boss, my boss’s mom, and my boyfriend’s mom. All these individuals have the following in common: They are unhappy. They avoid birthday parties, anniversaries, or any type of holidays that require gift giving, such as Christmas, at all costs.

They often choose to be by themselves rather than have people at their homes. I don’t mean they are unhappy because they avoid gatherings. They are unhappy because they are grumpy. They don’t smile and are afraid of their own shadows. They feel somebody might steal from them, so they’re always guarded.

These cheapskates all wear the same clothes over and over again, no matter the occasion. For example, my boss still wears his 1980s shirts. I’ve known my boyfriend’s mom for more than a year. She always wears the same black pants, white blouse, and black sweater. And yes, it’s the same exact outfit. My dad doesn’t buy clothes. We have to buy them for him with our money.

All these cheapskates in my life have money. Lots of money. They are financially well off. Here’s my dilemma: I want to have the kind of money they have when I retire. But I don’t want to be grumpy or unhappy. I am afraid of becoming one of them. They have all the money in the world and don’t enjoy it. Am I overreacting?—Name Withheld

Dear Withheld: I once shared your attitude and determination. I went to extreme measures to make sure no one mistook me for a “cheapskate!” I bought nice things, drove fabulous cars, and bought lots of clothes. Our kids went to private schools, dressed well, and had almost everything they wanted. And I ended up in terrible—worse than horrible—debt. Thankfully, I reformed, repaid all the debt, and have gone on to call myself a cheapskate, simply because it’s a fun way to point out how far I’ve come from the credit card junkie I once was.

I suppose there is a chance that the cheapskates in your life are happy, but I wouldn’t count on it. For sure, that’s not what I want for my life. That’s why I advocate a balanced lifestyle in which you give away 10 percent of your income, save 10 percent for the future, then live the best life you can on the other 80 percent. Live your life with an open hand, not a closed fist. The 10-10-80 formula works because it prevents the kinds of extremes that you cite. When you are giving, saving, and doing all you can to live an abundant life, you won’t be grumpy.

I suggest that you set your own agenda for your life and begin managing your money in such a way that you stay out of debt, prepare for the future, and bless others less fortunate with generosity. That’s the secret to a happy life. May your joy be infectious to all those grumpy people around you!

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