Sometime in the mid-1990s, after a lifetime of servitude to the shriveled heads of garlic that I would bring home from the supermarket, I finally declared myself independent. As a cook and a garlic lover, I would no longer stand for garlic heads that contain 47 cloves each, cloves that I had to painstakingly peel one by one in order to get the itty bitty chunks of garlic inside. After every such ordeal, my fingers would appear to have been tarred and feathered by the whisps of garlic paper.
But since my independence, I have been fortunate to interact exclusively with big, easy-to-peel cloves. It’s the best garlic that money can buy, and I get it for free because I grow it.
Getting the Goods
The central distinction in garlic botany is between the hardneck and softneck varieties. The cheap stuff from the supermarket is of the softneck persuasion, while the good stuff is all hardneck. The name hardneck refers to the flower-like organ, called a “scape,” that sprouts from the middle of the garlic plant around the solstice. It also has larger cloves and fewer cloves per head, and it peels about as easily as a banana.The scapes must be pulled in order to redirect all of the plant’s energy into the below-ground bulb and make it grow as large as possible. This chore is also the first garlic harvest of the season. Everyone loves scapes. These charismatic and curly growths, green and spicy and full of garlic juice, get the garlic season going in style.
If you want to be independent like me and plant your own garlic, the best place to find hardneck is your local farmers market. You can also order hardneck garlic online, although most farms tend to quickly sell out of the good stuff like Romanian Red, much of which is already sold before the mid-July harvest.
Wherever you get your seed garlic, it will cost you. Just remember that your initial investment will be offset by the fact that you will never have to buy garlic again, and you will enjoy the crème de la crème of garlic.
I came into my current variety of choice—Romanian Red—at the Tonasket Barter Faire in the Okanogan Valley of North Central Washington State. Folks had gathered around the pickup, trying to figure out what to trade the grower, David Ronniger, for his vibrant heads of Romanian Red. I slid to the front with some crispy Benjamins and paid the man his money for a 50-pound sack.
Today, my garlic is all over Missoula and can be found as far east as upstate New York’s Finger Lakes region, as far north as Anchorage, Alaska, and as far south as Albuquerque, New Mexico. I have freed so many of my friends from the tyranny of bad garlic that I feel like such a boss. Because what do bosses do? They teach their friends to be bosses, too.
Prepping the Ground
As you round up your seed garlic and figure out where to plant it, you should also take steps to prepare that ground as necessary. If it’s a fully prepped garden bed that’s ready to go, you can skip this step. But if the location of your new garlic patch is overgrown with weeds, or is currently a piece of lawn, kill all the plants by laying down a piece of plastic, preferably black. After eight weeks, the weeds or grass will be gone, and the dirt beneath the plastic will be mostly worm poop and will turn over like butter.Savoring the Scapes
This week, I have been harvesting the scapes from last year’s planting. I yank each one gently, like a blade of grass, as soon as it’s long enough to grab. If you do it right, the scape breaks deep inside the plant and emerges with a pop, yielding a bright white, extra tender, and juicy garlic heart.There are as many ways to use scapes as there are ways to use garlic itself. Because scapes are garlic. Make scape pesto with pine nuts, olive oil, and parmesan cheese. Steam the scapes like asparagus or green beans. Use them as skewers to grill meat.
The other day, I chopped up some scapes and put them in a pan with some radishes I pulled from next year’s garlic patch. I fried the scapes and radish, including the chopped radish leaves, and when they were cooked, I poured in some beaten eggs. I put a lid on the pan and let the eggs cook slowly until they were done to my liking. I seasoned it with salt and hot sauce and enjoyed my first fresh, feisty garlic of the year.
Freedom tastes so good.
Scape Pasta With Parsley
The parsley can be swapped for basil, oregano, or other herbs. For a non-veg option, sprinkle fried ground beef on top as a garnish. This dish can be a bit spicy because the scapes are only slightly cooked by the hot noodles. If you want it mellower, fry the scapes.- 1 pound your choice of dry pasta
- 4 garlic scapes, about one per eater, or more or less depending on how much garlic they like
- 1 bunch fresh parsley or other herbs
- 1/2 cup olive oil
- 1/2 cup grated pasta cheese
- Ground meat and tomato sauce, optional
When the pasta is done, drain and toss with the oil, herbs, scapes, and cheese. Garnish with red sauce and meat.
