There we were, a handful of high school students on stage, pretending we were sitting on a train. It was a rehearsal for our school’s big musical production that year: “The Music Man.”
In this first scene, I was one of the traveling salesmen, bobbing up and down while delivering snappy dialogue. My teenage self thought this was the perfect moment for a bit of fun. So in the middle of the scene, I changed my line, “You can talk all you wanna, but it’s different than it was,” to “You can talk marijuana, but it’s different than it was.” Everyone broke out laughing, and even the director gave me a good-natured laugh as well.
Crying Instead of Laughing
Looking back now at the joke I made in high school, I’m crying instead of laughing. Research over the past decade has now shown clearly how destructive cannabis is to the human body, especially the brain and the heart.On the ground, people are literally losing their minds from cannabis, going to the emergency room because of hallucinations, and suffering from paranoia and deteriorated brain functioning. In some, albeit rare, cases cannabis-induced psychosis has led to bizarre, violent murders. It is so bad that less than a year ago, Canada added new warnings on cannabis products, stating that “using cannabis before age 25 can harm brain development [and] increases your risk of mental disorders like psychosis and schizophrenia.”
The Threat to Our Society
In the past 20 years, cannabis abuse among U.S. teenagers has increased by 245 percent, according to a 2022 Oregon Health and Science University report. Meanwhile, due to growing methods, the potency of cannabis has gone up significantly since I made my joke in the 1990s. Today’s cannabis is at least four times more potent than it was in 1995, according to potency data tracked by the National Center for Natural Products Research.
This is a threat to our society. It may not be popular to prohibit cannabis, but the facts suggest that reversing the trend of legalization is necessary and urgent for protecting teenagers, who are the future of the United States. Many people will, of course, disagree, and they will muddy the waters by comparing cannabis use to alcohol use. Alcohol abuse, like cannabis abuse, is bad for people. In fact, arguably, alcohol is worse. A person can drink himself to death in one sitting, but no one has ever similarly smoked himself to death.
Daily marijuana use surpassed daily alcohol use in 2022.
But this whole alcohol and cannabis comparison is phony and misleading when looking at the big picture of Western civilization. Banning alcohol is an impossibility. Alcohol is rooted in our culture, going back to the Greek gods’ mythical nectar, Jesus Christ’s Last Supper, and American Founding Father Samuel Adams’s malted barley. Simply put, alcohol is a part of our culture that cannot be removed. The government tried with Prohibition in the 1920s, and it was a spectacular failure. Meanwhile, cannabis is a mere blip in history; it has been around widely in the United States only since the 1960s.
Those pushing for cannabis legalization imply that “alcohol is legal, therefore cannabis should be legal.” They turn the argument for legalization into alcohol versus cannabis, disregarding the historical and cultural differences and what is realistically possible. As a society, we have just two choices: (1) alcohol is legal, and cannabis is illegal, as it was before, or (2) both alcohol and cannabis are legal, which is where we are heading now. This is the real, true dichotomy. The plain answer, therefore, is that we are better off fighting one demon instead of two.
As Americans, we love freedom, but the greater the freedom we have, the greater the moral responsibility we bear. Our inconvenient duty now is to turn this dangerous and misguided trajectory of cannabis legalization around. This is not a joke.







