Movie Review: ’47 Meters Down’: Shallower Than ‘The Shallows’

By Mark Jackson, Epoch Times
June 27, 2017 11:28 am Last Updated: June 27, 2017 11:28 am

PG-13 | | Horror, Thriller | 16 June 2017 (USA)

What’s the key ingredient in most horror films? An undefined horribleness in the house. In shark horror movies? Man-eaters in the undefined, gloomy depths. Nobody captured this creeping dread better than Ian Fleming, creator of “James Bond”:

“A big barracuda, if it is 20 pounds or over, is the most fearsome fish in the seas. … This one, moving parallel with Bond, 10 yards away just inside the wall of grey mist that was the edge of visibility, was showing its danger signals. The broad lateral stripes showed vividly—the angry hunting sign—the gold and black tiger’s eye was on him, watchful, incurious, and the long mouth was open half an inch so that the moonlight glittered on the sharpest row of teeth in the ocean …”

Brrrrr. Except Fleming was wrong. The 6-foot giant barracuda, while horrific, is nowhere near as scary as … the 20-foot Great. White. Shark. I mean, c’mon, “sharpest row of teeth in the ocean?” Are you kidding me? You know whereof I speak. “Jaws” and its many knock-offs, YouTube’s endless array of scary animal/insect videos, and “Shark Week” have been with us for decades now.

Lisa (Mandy Moore) and Kate (Claire Holt) get up close and personal with sharks while cage diving in Mexico in
Lisa (Mandy Moore) and Kate (Claire Holt) get up close and personal with sharks while cage diving in Mexico in “47 Meters Down.” (Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures)

The Current Summer Shark Movie?

Though not as good as “The Shallows” (last summer’s shark offering)—because nothing beats tanned, blonde, lovely Blake Lively in a faded-orange bikini—”47 Meters Down” does star the lovely Mandy Moore and Claire Holt (“The Vampire Diaries”) as Kate and Lisa, sisters vacationing in Mexico.

(L–R)  While on vacation in Mexico, sisters Kate (Claire Holt) and Lisa (Mandy Moore) seek a little adventure when they decide to go shark diving in
(L–R) While on vacation in Mexico, sisters Kate (Claire Holt) and Lisa (Mandy Moore) seek a little adventure when they decide to go shark diving in “47 Meters Down.” (Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures)

And here you have your second key ingredient in a shark movie: There must always be lovely maidens getting chomped on by the sea monster, because they’re so vulnerable. It heightens tension. Which is why you don’t see movies about bros with backward baseball caps in a shark movie, because, who cares?

So anyway, there naturally ensues the cliché of cajoling the depressed sister, Lisa (whose boyfriend just dumped her), to go out on the town for dancing, drinking, and meeting dudes.

(L–R) Kate (Claire Holt) and Lisa (Mandy Moore) gather the courage to dive with sharks in
(L–R) Kate (Claire Holt) and Lisa (Mandy Moore) gather the courage to dive with sharks in “47 Meters Down.” (Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures)

They meet Benjamin (Santiago Segura) and Louis (Yani Gellman), who pitch adventure and excitement: jumping off a boat in a rusted metal cage hanging off a rusty winch, to descend into the murky void containing giant oceanic apex-predators and view them in their natural habitat. What could possibly …

… Go Wrong

The first foolish note is that the boat’s captain, Taylor (Matthew Modine), can’t tell that while Kate is scuba-trained, her hyperventilating, freaked-out sister Lisa is only pretending to be competent. Scuba training is serious business. You can’t fake out salty boat captains.

(L–R) Kate (Claire Holt) and Lisa (Mandy Moore) suit-up with the help of Captain Taylor (Matthew Modine) for an unforgettable underwater shark dive  in
(L–R) Kate (Claire Holt) and Lisa (Mandy Moore) suit-up with the help of Captain Taylor (Matthew Modine) for an unforgettable underwater shark dive in “47 Meters Down.” (Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures)

Secondly, what could go wrong with rusted-out equipment? It can break and plummet into the depths, is what. Thirdly, the neophyte diver Lisa suddenly becomes so terrified of shark chompage, she instantly becomes a scuba black-belt, and it’s never an issue again. Ahem. Awesome.

So then Kate exits the cage! Into the murkiness. She’s got to swim up a certain bunch of fathoms for the radio to start intermittently crackling again, and for Taylor to tell her they’ve called for help and to get the heck back in the cage, and furthermore, to never, ever, surface that fast, because she’ll get the bends.

What to do? They’re stuck between a rock and a hard place—between dwindling oxygen and mammoth Great Whites. Both sisters leave the cage at various points to swim around in the dark. This is actually pretty good, especially the part where instant-scuba-black-belt Lisa swims off the edge of a barely visible reef cliff, out over an ungodly black, fathomless pit of oceanic horror. There could be even worse things down there, like the city-bus-sized, Architeuthis squid. Very scary.

All in all, it’s a prolonged situation of hyperventilating in the dive mask, screaming, whimpering, and bawling in the dive mask, with some decent jump-scares and average shark CGI. Lots of dark blue. It’s a dark blue movie.

Kate (Claire Holt) tries to calm her panicked sister Lisa (Mandy Moore) after they realize they're trapped at the bottom of the ocean  in
Kate (Claire Holt) tries to calm her panicked sister Lisa (Mandy Moore), after they realize they’re trapped at the bottom of the ocean in “47 Meters Down.” (Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures)

Can We Stop Now?

Steven Spielberg’s “Jaws” capitalized on human murky-depths terror and vilified the Great White shark into our favorite summer monster in 1975, and in so doing, probably accrued himself a massive amount of karmic debt by causing global oceanic-panic, resulting in the slaughter of a large number of these awesome creatures.

The Hollywood shark thriller is an American film genre unto itself by now, and ever since “Jaws,” it’s all been summer B-movie fare, good for 1970s drive-ins, alongside slasher and grindhouse movies. This one’s just such a guilty pleasure: not boring, but you’ll only watch it once.

Shark horror fits our American puritanical underpinnings well: You want to go to the beach and drink alcohol while wearing skimpy beach-wear and listening to the devil’s music, and then go skinny-dipping? Here’s some giant killer-fish retribution for your sins. We’ve replaced god-fearing with shark-fearing. Too bad we’re not more into mediocrity-fearing: If “47” did nothing more than be less predictable, it still wouldn’t match “The Shallows.” And if “The Shallows” had been less predictable, it still wouldn’t match “Jaws.”

In Conclusion

The Great White’s a magnificent beastie. It’s the ultimate marine predator, with the exception of the mighty orca. It’s highly intelligent and athletic; we’ve all seen that YouTube video of a Great White exploding 15 feet out of the ocean and torquing its body to chomp an airborne seal. Planet Earth! What a place.

It’s simply not just the monster Spielberg’s film imprinted in our minds. It’s a tameable animal, like grizzlies and tigers. Have you seen the YouTube video of the massive female Great White that is so grateful to a fisherman who freed her from a net, that whenever he goes out in his little boat, she sticks her head out of the water to be petted like a giant, dorsal-finned, ocean-going puppy?

With all the vegan and animal activism that’s cropped up lately on Facebook, we may soon find the shark monster-movie going away. But let someone make another really good shark horror film, and the Hollywood bottom line will triumph again. We do enjoy scaring ourselves, after all.

Movie Review: ’47 Meters Down’
Film Review
Director: Johannes Roberts
Cast: Mandy Moore, Claire Holt, Matthew Modine
Running Time: 1 hour, 29 minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: June 16
Rated 2.5 stars out of 5