‘Terminator Genisys’: Former Governator—Please Terminate the Terminator

Fifth Terminator movie doesn’t spice up it’s warmed-up plate of clichés with anything decisively new, other than a nano-nator, and even that’s meh.
Mark Jackson
Mark Jackson
Film Critic
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Sequel-itis: when everything in the original movie’s been endlessly overexposed.

Alien sequel-itis: We know when the alien opens its yap out comes a tongue that has teeth on it, and it bites people’s faces off. We’ve seen that too many times now. That’s not scary anymore.

Predator: We know when a predator starts fiddling with its prehistoric glyph LED 2-way wrist-radio, something’s about to go boom!  Yawn.

What do we know about “Terminator” movies? When the T-1000 model terminator gets shot in the face, it will grow its face back immediately. Double yawn.

And we definitely, definitely, definitely know that Ah-nuld will tell someone “I'll be back.” It once carried humorous dread; now it’s a seriously tired running gag.

(L-R) Christion Troxel, John Edward Lee, and Luke Sexton stand behind CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator, in "Terminator Genisys," from Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions. (© 2015 Paramount Pictures/MPC/Paramount Pictures)
(L-R) Christion Troxel, John Edward Lee, and Luke Sexton stand behind CGI Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator, in "Terminator Genisys," from Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions. © 2015 Paramount Pictures/MPC/Paramount Pictures
Mark Jackson
Mark Jackson
Film Critic
Mark Jackson is the chief film critic for The Epoch Times. He earned a bachelor's degree in philosophy from Williams College, followed by a classical theater conservatory training, and 20 years' experience as a New York professional actor. He narrated The Epoch Times audiobook "How the Specter of Communism is Ruling Our World," available on iTunes, Audible, and YouTube. Mark is listed in the book "How to be a Film Critic in Five Easy Lessons" by Christopher K. Brooks. In addition to film, he enjoys Harley-Davidsons, martial arts, rock-climbing, qigong, and human rights activism. Mark is a Rotten Tomatoes-approved film critic.
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