You clean toilets for a living. Imagine getting suddenly transported to a distant planet, shown ancient halls glowing with a thousand candles, and a stone replica of you—carved a million years ago.
And imagine suddenly being addressed as “Your Majesty,” because you’re the exact genetic recurrence of this woman immortalized in marble, and because you were—and are—Earth’s savior.
“Jupiter Ascending” is a thematic cornucopia of “Star Wars/Trek/Gate,” “The Matrix,” “Predator,” “Wolf,” even “Turbo” (the snail cartoon), and at least seven more.
A baroque-styled spaceship inside the Death Star-like battlestation in "Jupiter Ascending." Warner Bros.
