Viral Video Shows Most Adorable Attempt by Dog Not to Leave Park

3/31/2016
Updated:
3/31/2016

If anything, this video definitively proves that dogs are just toddlers covered in fur. 

Rather than go home, this bulldog prefers to injure its own stomach. Classic small child behavior: 

Finally, however, the golden retriever’s owner manages to get his dog up and moving with the allure of an even longer stick. With the same long-term planning ability as a toddler, the dog forgets (or abandons, who knows) his goal of remaining in the park. 

One YouTube commenter noted “what a great human he is to his fur baby! lot’s of patience!”

For the owner’s sake, let us hope that the “fur baby” does not later remember being in the park, and throws a tantrum like this dog: