The Full Disclosure in Underwear Act

The Full Disclosure in Underwear Act
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My wife’s eyesight is much worse than mine, which explains the reaction we often get walking down the street together. “What can she possibly see in him?” is the underlying mental reaction that causes the surprised expression we see on the faces of passersby, especially the men.
Sorry pal, get your own woman with 20/200 vision.
Con Chapman
Con Chapman
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Con Chapman is a Boston writer whose work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor, and The Boston Globe, among other publications. His biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington’s alto saxophonist, is forthcoming from Oxford University Press.