Furries Are Infiltrating Our Schools

This is a global epidemic, spreading faster than a kangaroo on a hot tin roof.

Furry enthusiasts attend the Eurofurence 2014 conference in Berlin, Germany, on Aug. 22, 2014. Adam Berry/Getty Images

Commentary

As I sat at the Christmas dinner table, my fork poised over a baked potato crisped to perfection, I found myself enrolled in an impromptu seminar on the curious world of “furries,” courtesy of my teenage relatives.