The winter is not over yet in Boston, but after the past month or so we can be sure Bostonians are ready to take whatever the winter throws at them with a fortified mix of defiance and resignation.
In case you have spent 2015 like this…
Respectable use of snow in Boston. pic.twitter.com/V8v9HDJH8G
— Andrew Veety (@amveats) February 18, 2015
…let us fill you in.
It’s been snowing a bit in Boston. Not that the city isn’t used to it. But in just three weeks since Jan. 26 Boston dug itself repeatedly out of a grand total of 83 inches of snow.
That’s almost four yards. That’s the height of a grown man standing on the head of another grown man.
Counting from the start of the season in December, Boston collected about 103 inches of snowfall, just 5 inches shy of the 1996 record. At that time, of course, it took until April 10 to reach the mind-boggling 107.6 inches, so let’s not jump to conclusions.
It is clear though, Bostonians went through a lot and the ways they’ve dealt with it are in many ways extraordinary.
Point A to Point B
In a way, transportation suffered a blow from two sides—while the weather gave it a cold shoulder, it was taking heat from the residents.
The Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority, or “The T” as locals call it, has been crippled so often in the past month, some commuters now suffer from a reverse freak-out.
Like this lady:
Time to freak out. Got on red line at Davis. No crowds on platform, got a seat on train & trains are running regularly. #mbta #BOSnow
— Hypersonic Feminist (@sparkymonster) March 2, 2015
Almost two thirds of commuter rail trains were late in February, according to Boston Globe, if they ran at all.
@MBTA, had no idea the 39 bus was a shuttle bus at Brigham Circle. Amazing communication you got going on! #BOSnow pic.twitter.com/RBTFmt8w63
— WarCAWQ (@warCAWQ) February 19, 2015
But with delays came an even more pestering side effect—crowding. People unrelentingly trying to get on a train turned increasingly savage, leading locals to describe the platform hustle as “dystopian.”
Space Saver Phenomenon
Understandably, those relying on automobiles encountered their fair share of annoyance too. But not so much for the apparent reasons as increased traffic accidents and congestion. That’s just a winter stereotype for a big city 200 miles south Canadian border.
The harshest and most peculiar struggle begins before and after the car trip is over.
First, you need to dig up your car, as it probably looks like this:
Spring is coming soon. This car is getting ready to burst into bloom. #BOSnow pic.twitter.com/rpejZVE6id
— Peter Banos (@pdb1951) February 21, 2015
Or this:
further proof that we’ve just all totally given up here #BOSnow pic.twitter.com/5xen4AB1w3
— Nick Andersen (@nicktheandersen) February 18, 2015
And if you had the idea to flee to Florida for a while, you may have wanted to take your car with you. Or be ready for what this resident encountered:
Been Away a Couple Weeks? Good Luck Finding Your Car http://t.co/RjTYmA81Mc #BOSnow #bostonsnow pic.twitter.com/ipbZtCUpyF
— MaryJo Kurtz (@MaryJoKurtz) February 21, 2015
Anyway, you get the picture.
Then, with your car extricated and your parking spot rendered snow-spot clean, you'd engage in a long Bostonian tradition that most other parts of the country may obliviously raise their eyebrows at.
You would take a patio chair, or perhaps a trash can, traffic cone, bucket, or a bust of Elvis, and place it neatly in the middle of the parking spot thus marking it yours and not to be messed with.
Such item then shall be called a “space saver” and removing it, or worse, replacing it with a car is a social crime of sorts punishable by disfigurement of the intruding vehicle, including slashing its tires.
Let’s take a look at a few:
There’s even a space saver outside the mayor’s house in Dorchester. #bospoli #bosnow pic.twitter.com/OniJP1MYsq
— Garrett Quinn (@GarrettQuinn) February 16, 2015
Winter space saver parklet. pic.twitter.com/WVRarksWX1
— bikeyface (@bikeyface) February 14, 2015
This plant on West Newton street gave it’s life for your sins...Hero or villain?? #spacesavers #bostonparking pic.twitter.com/H4tq2jSpV8
— Grace Boal (@graceboal) February 13, 2015
Oh jeez, the llama infestation has spread to parking space savers in Boston. #llamadrama #spacesaver pic.twitter.com/tXDqRNySAP
— Michael Dewberry (@Dewb) February 26, 2015
OMG Baby used as space saver. Oh no just baby seat no actual baby. Phew. #BOSnow http://t.co/mrGzvVM1GT pic.twitter.com/YvPQJEhO4E
— Hilary Sargent (@lilsarg) February 19, 2015
“@alexeweaver: It’s #spacesaver season in #Boston: http://t.co/0o7ewiA6m4 pic.twitter.com/dP7M4zifHa“one of best ones..Hahaha
— ~^*CJ*^~ (@cjs444) February 4, 2015
Shockingly, the city, instead of solving the apparent lack of parking spots, even made the practice official about a decade ago. Space savers can be used for 48 hours after the city calls off a snow emergency.
If you wonder whether such form of street justice invites conflicts, it does. And it even leads to awareness campaigns like these:
#CodeAcross tackling #BOSnow. It’s about neighbors helping neighbors. @NotifyBoston @CodeForBoston @josephporcelli pic.twitter.com/Wm9ByQ9en9
— MassData (@MassData) February 22, 2015
Anyone else see these in #Somerville? Cause they are hilarious. #BOSnow #spacesavers @universalhub pic.twitter.com/5hEzhXkMYE
— Cam King (@CamKing747) March 2, 2015
Add to it dangerous ice dams and now a risk of flooding as the snow finally starts to melt and you have a fair picture of a city stressed to the limit.
All the more precious are the efforts of locals to face the polar winds with humor and unyielding vigor. Like this small group of bike enthusiasts who dug a 40-foot tunnel under a humongous snow pile to open a bike route.
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Or this couple that built a huge snow turtle filling 1,000 solo cups with food coloring:
“@BostonDotCom: couple in onesies made giant #BOSnow turtle-stepped forward. http://t.co/Y5Qce6hm7u pic.twitter.com/0XEtepgxjU“ Turtle Girl go!
— Clayton C. Anderson (@Astro_Clay) February 22, 2015
And let’s just throw in a couple more to showcase some Bostonian spirit:
@reluctantapple RT @scotteisenphoto: Funny sign I saw on Nantasket Ave in #Hull today- #Snow #BOSnow pic.twitter.com/M66GgjUgeH
— Phoebe & Angel Sadie (@CountyClare7) February 22, 2015
That’s right. Just some 2,000 miles to Aruba.
And how about some snow storm sediment readings?
A look back as more begins to fall #BOSnow pic.twitter.com/ZMx0J9aRww
— Tim Brenner (@tpkbrenner) February 21, 2015
Drink anybody?
Desperate times, desperate measures. Save yourselves! MT @BostonTweet: Ice Bar in #Cambridge-pic @BoozeEpoque pic.twitter.com/iib25X2azA #BOSnow
— Indira Lakshmanan (@Indira_L) February 21, 2015
And lastly a bit of optimism:
We have spoken. Let it be written, let it be done. #BOSnow pic.twitter.com/tYG9rOijxK
— Julio Ricardo Varela (@julito77) March 1, 2015
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