You'll Never Guess Who I Ran Into

U.S. Marines from 3rd Light Armored Reconnaissance (LAR) Battalion and their families gather for a "Wolfpack Reunion" at Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms, California, June 7, 2019. The "Wolfpack Reunion" is an annual reunion for current and retired members of the 3rd LAR community and their families to reconnect and honor all of those who have given the ultimate sacrifice while serving in the unit. (DoD photo by Cpl. Teagan Fredericks)

Commentary

We’ve all had those conversations where someone tells the story about how they were somewhere weird and ran into a friend from home. Then the next person tells their story about when they were somewhere a little odder and met someone they knew. I have a trump card for those conversations.

In early ‘04 I was stationed at the Kandahar Provincial Reconstruction Team, an 80-man firebase, as a civil affairs team engineer. This duty meant lots of meetings with various Afghans about projects and policies they’d like. We also tried to coordinate with several other units with varying missions to try to synchronize all our efforts.

Anyway, one day found us at the PRT (Provincial Reconstruction Team) meeting with several other units from other bases. There were about 20 people in the room, including several officers from other units, several Afghan officials, our PRT leadership, and we each had our interpreter. One of the visiting colonels had an interpreter who kept staring at me during the whole meeting.

He looked pretty harmless and I just tried to ignore it. After the meeting, he came up to me.

“Sir, what is your name, where are you from?” he asked in his thick Afghan accent.

I told him, “Captain Hartmann, but most call me ‘Engineer Hartmann’ and I spent several months up in Kabul and Polecharki before coming down here to Kandahar.”

“No, no, no, I mean where is it you are from in Amerrrica?” (You have to roll your R’s to sound like an Afghan.)

I said, “Well, I live in Colorado but grew up in …” He cut me off.

“By Allah, I knew it!” and he gave me a great big grinning bear hug that just about knocked me over.

He let go and was still all grins. “I knew I recognized you. You guys all came to my store from the Fed Center! You would all come get gas and coffee on the weekends!”

Then it dawned on me. My reserve unit back home would sometimes do our monthly drills at the Denver Federal Center in west Denver. There was a convenience store close to the main entrance where most of us would in fact stop for gas, coffee, and snacks. This guy apparently recognized me from all that. We chatted a bit longer about places we both knew but he had to hurry off with his unit.

He was as happy to see someone from back “home” in Colorado as I was the few times I ran into buddies over there. I’m guessing interpreting meetings for the Americans paid way better than selling slurpies and 87 octane.

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This article first appeared in The Havok Journal.