Robin Williams Mrs Doubtfire Quotes: Top 8 Sayings From Euphegenia Doubtfire (+Movie Trailer)

Robin Williams Mrs Doubtfire Quotes: Top 8 Sayings From Euphegenia Doubtfire (+Movie Trailer)
Zachary Stieber
8/12/2014
Updated:
7/18/2015

Robin Williams passed away on August 11, 2014 and fans are fondly remembering his range of beloved movie and television roles--among the top ones are his turn as Daniel/Mrs. Doubtfire in the hit 1993 movie.

Check out a collection of quotes from Williams below.

Miranda: What happened?
Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
Miranda: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck.

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My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.

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They should have a little disclaimer that says “Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Watching This Show.” Incredible. This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. Amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mister Rogers look like Mick Jagger.

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Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don’t worry.

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I just want to know one thing. Are your kids well-behaved? Or do they need like, a few light slams every now and then?

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Touch me again, and I'll drown you, you bastard.

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If you like that handsome rugged type. But personally I prefer short, furry and funny.

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Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums!

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