Kaboom. It’s loud, scary, and urgent. But it’s not the sound of new Canadian munitions going off as we ramp up to $150 billion a year in defence spending because they said so. It’s the federal budget detonating. And if anyone’s minded to call the bomb squad instead of waiting to be blown to insolvency come, now would be a good time. A really good time.
The bad is that Morgan then asked, “[w]ho could have imagined” that this performance would suddenly “look frugal by comparison?” Yet the recently released spending plan “formally known as the Main Estimates” boasted the usual massive increase in spending and also in “non-budgetary spending,” which is budgetary spending they call something else to try to avoid sowing panic.
It doesn’t work, because hiking spending by 8.5 percent to $437.8 billion and “non-budgetary spending” to a once-staggering, now trivial, $74.1 billion, will push the total well past half a trillion dollars, from under $300 billion a decade ago. If everything goes well. How often does it in life, let alone in government budgeting?
Scared yet? No. Actually you’re not because this “optimistic” scenario counts as cold hard cash “speculative savings” due partly to the mouldy promise of cutting waste, the refuge of the urban budgetary scoundrel and his naive country cousin since Brian Mulroney was into pink slips and running shoes. (For other people, I mean.) Otherwise, we’re looking at $86 billion per year through C.D. Howe’s glasses. Which I respectfully suggest are as pink as the finance minister’s face will be when we see the real numbers.
Decades of blithely reckless fiscal policy at the federal, provincial, and often municipal levels, which we’ve mostly gotten away with, have led people to think there’s no pot of gunpowder at the end of the rainbow. But there is, and when it goes boom, shockwaves will strike so fast in such rapid succession that those in charge will stand agape and stunned, or stagger from last Thursday’s disaster to yesterday’s, while today’s opens an abyss at their feet they’ll tumble into before they see it.
Even worse, there are two reasons the smouldering fuse will blaze up. First, as C.D. Howe has long tracked, Canadian governments have a long history of spending more than they predicted. Second, decades of reckless borrowing that accelerated in the last decade have pushed interest payments on the federal debt to nearly $50 billion. That same parliamentary budget officer was already warning of reaching $70 billion by 2029. But should interest rates rise as well as the debt burden, exactly the kind of thing that happens when you act as if tomorrow will never come, compound interest blows you straight to the poorhouse.
So where in this infernal engine will they find that massive extra pile of money for national security year on year? Over at the payday loan store? Down at the mint? Deep in your pocket?
If we want to defuse this petard, we have far less time than we think. But if we wait smugly until it goes off, we’ll be ducking a firestorm wondering what the heck “bomb shmomb” was all about.







