Commentary
Examples of government waste are a dime a dozen these days: the debacles over the $640 toilet seats in the Pentagon and the Air Force’s $1,300 coffee mugs and the little-known Agricultural Marketing Service using the even-less-known Watermelon Research and Promotion Act of 1985 to “strengthen the position of watermelons in the marketplace” and the Consumer Product Safety Commission renewing its efforts to conduct the Child Strength Study to test children aged 3 months to 5 years so that they may “obtain child strength measures for upper and lower extremities and bite strength.”