Destiny PC Release Date Isn’t Coming Soon, But Here’s a Crude Cave Parody of the Game

By Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips
Breaking News Reporter
Jack Phillips is a breaking news reporter at The Epoch Times based in New York.
September 29, 2014 Updated: July 18, 2015

A number of PC gamers have been clamoring for Destiny, which is only available on consoles, and it’s unclear if the game will ever be released on the platform.

However, a crude parody of the game was posted a few days ago– “Cave Shooting Simulator.”

The “game” is little more than a static shooter in an apparent attempt to make fun of Destiny’s loot system and grind: the little blue and green glowing spheres represent Engrams, apparently.

The gunshot noise is also seems to be taken from the original Doom’s pistol noise.

Here it is in its full glory:

For those who don’t understand the video, as one user put it: “Guys if you don’t understand. Its just that destiny is all about grinding and doing the same thing over and over to rank up and get weapons, which in this game are the balls.”

“LOl gotta love The Pc masterrace XD epic sense of humor,” one person wrote.

Added another: “I wish it was that easy lol.”

And if you’re wondering when or if Destiny is coming out for the PC, Polygon said a few weeks ago that it appears likely. “It is [a good fit], and it’s something we’re talking about and looking at very carefully, and obviously it makes a lot of sense with the genre and the type of game it is,” Erik Hirshberg, the CEO of Activision Publishing, said a few months ago.

“You know, developing on PC is a different animal than developing for consoles and so we just want to make sure that we’re putting one foot in front of the other and getting it right, and that it’s of the highest possible quality. But obviously I see the same things about the natural fit,” he added.

Jack Phillips
Breaking News Reporter
Jack Phillips is a breaking news reporter at The Epoch Times based in New York.