Bad news folks! Nuclear war with China is imminent. The good news is that we all know what to do.
This is the Dongfeng-31
It’s equipped with a nuclear warhead and can fly almost 5000 miles, far enough to hit the continental US. Now, don’t worry, I’m not going to tell you China just sent several of these to Heilongjiang Province, which is along the border with Russia and the closest point in China to the United States. Because allegedly China just sent several Dongfeng-41’s to Heilongjiang Province, along the border with Russia and the closest point in China to the United States. There have been reports for years that China was testing these missiles, but we haven’t seen them until now. Maybe.
According to always accurate state-run media the Global Times, the Dongfeng-41 can carry not, one, but 10-12 nuclear warheads, and can fly over 8500 miles to hit anywhere in the world. Yes, even your backyard.
Anyway, what was the Kremlin’s response to China putting nukes on their border? They don’t care.
Apparently images have been surfacing on Chinese social media of the Dongfeng 41 in Heilongjiang Province. Remember, we haven’t seen confirmed images before. And media have been eating it up, like a barbeque on the fourth of July. Some media are reporting it’s a response to President Trump’s provocative remarks on China. At least, the Global Times said that some media are saying that. And now Global Times is saying “China’s nuclear capability should be so strong that no country would dare launch a military showdown with China under any circumstance, and such that China can strike back against those militarily provoking it.”
So if you’re freaking out, good. Continue to watch China Uncensored. Only China Uncensored can protect you.
So are you ready to see the footage that has everyone up in arms? Yes, 7 seconds of...something under a black tarp. That is the only evidence that China has put an experimental nuclear missile on the border of Russia. When asked about the reports, China’s Foreign Ministry called them “speculation circulated on the Internet.”
Hey, just because something’s on the internet doesn’t mean it’s not true! Or, that it’s true, either. Even Global Times says, “there has been no authoritative information on whether China has a Dongfeng-41 strategic missile brigade, how many such brigades it has and where they are deployed.” So really, this is probably all smoke and mirrors. So what’s actually going on?
