I have excellent news everyone! The benevolent Chinese leadership has once again solved China’s pollution problem. Okay sure, their previous plans to wash it away with artificial rain or giant vacuums didn’t work out so great.
But this time, they have a foolproof plan. Now it makes sense why the regime censored the Cha Jing’s viral pollution documentary. Not to suppress information, but because it simply would be so pathetically outdated that anyone watching it would be wasting precious time, that could have been used to choreograph the next dance craze praising Xi Jinping.
So what is this new, and I repeat, fool proof plan? Well, according to Communist Party mouthpiece Xinhua, it’s,“the largest-ever space project.”
It's,"the largest-ever space project."
