Film Review: ‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’: Guilty of Extreme Lushness

Mark Jackson
11/4/2018
Updated:
11/8/2018
There are a few stories of people falling asleep on Christmas Eve and dreaming fantastical dreams. “The Nutcracker” is one of them. “The Dream Song of Olaf Asteson” is another.

Now there’s a new “Nutcracker” tale. It would appear to be an attempt to repeat the success of Disney’s 2009 telling of Charles Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol,” starring Jim Carrey, which was an instant Christmas classic.

The latest “Nutcracker” opens in a similarly lush, Victorian London, panned with a swooping CGI “camera.” And then it just gets more lush, with lushness on top of baroque CGI lushness, to the point of gagging.

In front: Phillip (Jayden Fowora-Knight) and Clara (Mackenzie Foy) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
In front: Phillip (Jayden Fowora-Knight) and Clara (Mackenzie Foy) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
There are some scenes and set pieces of a rare and haunting beauty, and had the rest of the film matched these—minus about eight-tenths of the lushness, plus a far more compelling storyline—Disney would have had a new Christmas classic. The Jim Carrey film you’ll watch every Christmas Eve; this “Nutcracker,” maybe once.

Winter Wonderland

Clara (Mackenzie Foy) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Clara (Mackenzie Foy) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

Mackenzie Foy plays Clara, a tween coming up on her first Christmas following the death of her mother. Her father (Matthew Macfadyen indicating “heavy grief” acting-wise),

Matthew Macfadyen is Mr. Stahlbaum in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Matthew Macfadyen is Mr. Stahlbaum in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

badgers Clara to attend the Christmas party put on by her godfather, Drosselmeyer (Morgan Freeman with piratical eye-patch and a sort of bad, 17th-century, Afro wig).

Drosselmeyer (Morgan Freeman) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Drosselmeyer (Morgan Freeman) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

Then, it’s off to the races with overblown, Hollywood-style enhancing and embellishing and riffing and too-much-ing on a known classic, with every imaginable thing plus the kitchen sink, and CGI on top of CGI. Like too much Christmas candy (Sugar Plum Fairy’s hair is cotton candy), it’ll make your teeth hurt.

Keira Knightley is Sugar Plum in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Keira Knightley is Sugar Plum in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

Godfather sends Clara off on an adventure that starts off exactly like “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe,” but where the portal to another, wintry dimension is accessed through a dead tree instead of a wardrobe.

This would be the Four Realms. Can you say (Land of Oz’s) Munchkins, Gillikins, Quadlings, and Winkies? This, for me, was the highlight of the movie, with talk of how these different time-spaces have their own times, with some times running faster than others. It has nothing to do with the story whatsoever; but, you know, cool. I like time-space talk.

There’s the Realm of Snowflakes, overseen by Shiver (Richard E. Grant sporting icicle follicles),

Shiver (Richard E. Grant) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Shiver (Richard E. Grant) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

the Realm of Flowers, run by Hawthorne (Eugenio Derbez),

Eugenio Derbez is Hawthorne in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Eugenio Derbez is Hawthorne in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

and the Realm of Sweets, ruled by Sugar Plum (Keira Knightley in an over-the-top, “I’m in a high school play!” mode.)

Central figures: Clara (Mackenzie Foy, L), Sugar Plum (Keira Knightley), and behind them, Hawthorne (Eugenio Derbez, L), and Shiver (Richard E. Grant) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Central figures: Clara (Mackenzie Foy, L), Sugar Plum (Keira Knightley), and behind them, Hawthorne (Eugenio Derbez, L), and Shiver (Richard E. Grant) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Lastly, there’s the Realm of Amusements, run by one Mother Ginger (Helen Mirren looking like the sister of Jason from “Halloween”). This is the other part of the movie that works, visually, with a dark, eerie forest of twisted trees, red toadstools, and a looming-out-of-the-mist, pink-orange Coney Island-like funhouse, home, among other things, to a troupe of acrobatic doll-clowns.
Mother Ginger (Helen Mirren) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Mother Ginger (Helen Mirren) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

Huh?

Well, so, Clara’s mom was the queen of the Four Realms. I think. And since she’s not there, a civil war starts up. Lots of tin soldiers come to life on a scientifical dais featuring a laser-beam thingy looking like a blue-raspberry version of the “Alien” mothership cockpit.

“The Nutcracker and the Four Realms” is a gaudy mess. The only thing really worth watching is the teasingly short section of brilliant ballerina Misty Copeland dancing.

Misty Copeland is the Ballerina Princess in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Misty Copeland is the Ballerina Princess in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)

Better they should have returned, wholesale, to tradition, and just filmed Copeland dancing the magical, nostalgic Tchaikovsky Christmas music we all know and love.

Clara (Mackenzie Foy) and Phillip (Jayden Fowora-Knight) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Clara (Mackenzie Foy) and Phillip (Jayden Fowora-Knight) in “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.” (Walt Disney Studio Motion Pictures)
Now, if you want to experience some real (Norwegian) folk art of vastly mystical Christmas potency, a tale of spiritual enlightenment—of winding moonlit paths in dream realms, of bridges in the misty heights guarded by snapping hounds, of the rushing of subterranean rivers heard with spiritual hearing, with the most haunting description of souls burning karma in hell ever, and the hope of a savior—read “The Dream Song of Olaf Asteson.” This is the Christmas movie I’m waiting for. Let it not be lush.
‘The Nutcracker and the Four Realms’ Directors: Lasse Hallstrom, Joe Johnston Starring: Mackenzie Foy, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, Keira Knightley, Richard E. Grant, Matthew Macfadyen, Jayden Fowora-Knight Rated: PG Running time: 1 hour, 39 minutes Release Date: Nov. 2 Rated 2 stars out of 5
Mark Jackson is the chief film critic for The Epoch Times. In addition to the world’s number-one storytelling vehicle—film, he enjoys martial arts, weightlifting, Harley-Davidsons, vision questing, rock-climbing, qigong, oil painting, and human rights activism. Mark earned a bachelor's degree in philosophy from Williams College, followed by a classical theater training, and has 20 years’ experience as a New York professional actor, working in theater, commercials, and television daytime dramas. He recently narrated the Epoch Times audiobook “How the Specter of Communism is Ruling Our World,” which is available on iTunes and Audible. Mr. Jackson is a Rotten Tomatoes-approved film critic.
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