Big brothers can be a big pain, your best friend for life, the one you always rely on for advice, your hero, or all of the above. This big brother, Shaquille Jack (a.k.a. Shaq), seems to fit the bill in the ‘all of the above’ category, doing so while riding that fine line of “aren’t I funny” and “dude, I’m serious.”
You’re going on a date?
When Shaq first learned that his sister’s FIRST date was on his way over, he made an impromptu decision to, well, interrogate the lucky young man, albeit with a healthy dose of a good humor…mostly.
Shaq is a good guy (above), loves his sister, Rochelle, and would never intentionally try to embarrass her (that last one is completely untrue). He knows his role, however, and was not about to neglect what he correctly labeled as, “regulate and do my brotherly duties.” The “ground rules,” as Shaq says, must be shared.
A lot of guys would fall into the trap of overdoing the whole “machismo” bravado and act with intentions to intimidate the young lad, but Shaq’s hilarious approach we’re quite sure will leave a longer impression. After all, his video has gone viral so he has obviously touched a nerve or a bone. The funny bone, that is.
When date #1 arrives at the door, Shaq is prepared to “help,” camera in hand.
The big brother standing in the doorway recording you on video is an effective good start—kudos, Shaq. Nothing says “welcome” and “don’t even THINK about messing with my sister” like a brother, a camera, and a big ol’ smile. And, sorry you had to go through this date #1 guy. It’s all for the greater good, though, remember that.
Write this down.
For those of you taking notes (and if you’re a man like the one shown in the picture above, you should!), Shaq uses the rapid-fire questioning method of cross-examination, politely firing off questions like:
“What’s your name, my friend?”
“Your age, please?”
“Your intentions with my sister, please?”
“Where are you taking my sister, please?”
“Do you plan on paying for both of you, or are you doing to go Dutch?”
“What do you do for your line of work, my friend?”
And there’s more, along with the young lad keeping up quite well in answering the questions quickly!
Rochelle was taking it all in good spirit, finding parts of the interrogation endearing and most of it hilarious! This one will go down in the books as a “classic” and will be talked about for years and years to come, by all parties involved!
First date guy also seemed to take things in stride. But really, what choice did he have? You. Will. Love. This.
Watch it below!
Apparently, the brother and first date guy hit it off quite well. And Rochelle? Well, maybe she’s had her fill of “brotherly intervention.”