9 Videos that show how babies are essentially drunk little people

June 18, 2017 3:46 pm Last Updated: June 18, 2017 3:46 pm

Falling all over yourself, slurring your words, hugging strangers, and getting the munchies at 2AM whenever someone mentions food; just a few of the things people do when they’re drunk, and apparently, typical things that (we hope) sober infants do. I submit to you video evidence that shows babies are essentially drunk little people.

Getting the munchies when someone mentions food…

Slurring your words…

Ah, that time Dave tried to make out with a vacuum cleaner…

“No dude, I’m good, I can stay out later.”

A baby falling all over himself; I think he’s had enough.

Don’t believe me yet? Babies even have incomprehensible discussions about politics!

Remember that one time at the bar when everyone was your best friend? That is how babies live their lives.

Babies even have an innate love of alcoholic beverages!

Verifiable alcoholics, I tell ya.