It’s our quadrennial national sport—the October Surprise ... or is it now the September Surprise?
Or, for that matter, the November-December-January Surprise, if, as many predict, the election isn’t concluded Nov. 3 and becomes an endless battle of lawyers over every hanging chad or mail-in vote signed, sealed, and delivered by a veteran of the War of 1812.
Goldberg has his sources and he’s sticking to them.
Forget that China, the proximate cause of the pandemic sweeping the world, is umpteen times more powerful, which means more dangerous, electorally or otherwise, with concentration camps, forced organ transplants, social credit scores, international Belt-and-Road connections, and so forth.
The Democrats didn’t stake their reputation for three years on denigrating China. They, including Joe Biden und Söhne, Michael Bloomberg, and others, played economic footsie with it instead.
So Russia it has to be ... which means Rep. Adam Schiff (who else?) is back on the scene. Somehow, the California Impeachment Kid never goes away, even while his home state is turning into the third rung of Dante’s Inferno with record fires, homelessness, taxes, and a fleeing middle class all rolled into one big “Lemme outta here!”
But Schiff couldn’t care less because he’s found yet another “whistleblower.” Will this one also have been an aide-de-camp of then-Vice President Biden? Does it matter? It all comes to the same thing because this man, woman, or child is prepared to avow that information about Russian interference in our election has been suppressed.
But seriously, folks—there are just too many surprises. Like the waves at Malibu Beach, they keep rolling in, one after the other.
“President Donald Trump admitted he knew weeks before the first confirmed U.S. coronavirus death that the virus was dangerous, airborne, highly contagious and ‘more deadly than even your strenuous flus,’ and that he repeatedly played it down publicly, according to legendary journalist Woodward in his new book ‘Rage.’
“‘This is deadly stuff,’ Trump told Woodward on February 7.”
Hey, a man’s gotta sell books. Speaking as an author, far less commercially successful than Woodward, I should know.
Nevertheless, I don’t want to rain on Woodward’s parade—I don’t read his books anyway. I’m still way behind on Proust and Dostoevsky—but no one, repeat no one, I have read or heard, not even the vaunted Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been remotely consistent in his or her view of COVID-19, the disease that’s caused by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) virus.
Sometimes, it’s going away. Sometimes, it’s ravaging everyone from here to Alpha Centauri. To this day, it remains in many ways mysterious.
But if Woodward wants to blame Trump for trying to keep everybody calm in the face of a horrifying and paranoia-inducing pandemic, as I said, a man’s gotta sell books, especially now.
But as for the September-October-November-December-January-Surprises, call them what you will; I predict they won’t add up to that much in the end. Recall what we all learned in kindergarten: “I’m rubber and you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.”
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