Though the U.S. National Soccer Team suffered a heartbreaking 2-1 loss to Belgium yesterday, national pride remains on cloud-nine.
Among the Americans who represented our country, goalkeeper Tim Howard in particular was lauded for an outstanding performance, totaling an incredible 16 saves by the end of the day.
Today Americans celebrate the valiant effort by posing the question, “What can’t Tim Howard save”?
Things Tim Howard could save: Dinosaurs pic.twitter.com/fOsKf79Ywf
— Luis Suarez (@MohadAkbar) July 2, 2014
If Tim Howard existed 65 million years ago, we would still have dinosaurs today!
Tim Howard can even save Kanye from himself pic.twitter.com/ep7LO3Yv85
— Who Dat (@duke_twit) July 2, 2014
If Tim Howard had been at the 2009 VMA Awards, poor innocent Taylor Swift would not have been Kanye’d!
— Springs San Antonio (@SpringsAptsSAT) July 2, 2014
Even Nemo would have been saved.
— De Telegraaf (@telegraaf) July 2, 2014
Yes, the Titanic too would have been saved by Howard.
— Zack Colman (@zcolman) July 2, 2014
Being 35 years old after all, if Howard does decide to hang them up, it looks like he’ll have some pretty major job offers awaiting him.
BRILLIANT: The current ‘US Secretary of Defence’ Wikipedia page is Tim Howard. pic.twitter.com/Vle8XjVx2L
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) July 2, 2014
Even better, even better..
— U.S. Dept of Defense (@DeptofDefense) July 2, 2014
This however, is very real. Thanks for defending our country Tim!