T. rex

Paleontologists with the University of Washington’s Burke Museum of Natural History and Culture have made a major discovery. Recently, they have found a 66.3-million-year old Tyrannosaurus rex skull.

Is that giant T-rex fossil you saw at the museum a boy or a girl? Even for paleontologists who devote their lives to studying dinosaur fossils, it’s a tough call, because the bones themselves rarely give away a dinosaur’s sex.

It’s a Minion back-story; how the little yella fellas emerged from the primordial soup to serve dastardly masters, wherever they could find them.

They gene-spliced a super-dangerous GMO dinosaur out of a T. rex, but it’s too smart to stay caged for long.